Kid n Kitties

I: the people will love my new shoes
W: they certainly will Imelda Marcos
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I: Look at me! I’m a pistachio!
W: A pistachio?
I: Yes, a pistachio! I am art. Look at me, mama!
(I finally realized she meant statue.)
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Izzy says: mommy, you’re a great gasser. If we are lost in the forest and we see a monster, you can gas at him and he will run away.
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W: I love you
I: I love you too
W: I love you! I love you! I love you!
I: don’t say it so many times. You’re wasting it.