When you’re in jail, they take all your memories away.
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Wendy: do you like daddy’s tail?
Izzy: daddy does not have a tail.
Wendy: yes he does. It is yellow with black stripes.
Izzy: (yelling angrily) daddy does not have a tail because he is human!
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While snacking on her trick or treat haul…
Wendy: when are you going to eat some real food?
Isadora: tomorrow!
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Hours after her Halloween binge…
Izzy: My tummy hurts. I didn’t know I shouldn’t eat so much sugar.
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