Izzy, pointing at Taco Bell: Let’s have lunch there.
Mitch: Your mom is home cooking dinner.
Izzy: Well, how about just you and me then?
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Izzy walked up to a little girl at the playground: Hi! My name is Izzydora. Want to play?
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While playing in the sand, Izzy asks Mitch: Can you make a Christmas tree out of here?
Mitch: I don’t think the sand is going to stick together, but I will try.
After looking at the “tree” mound, Izzy says: Can you make a penis out of here, daddy?
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