- Mood swings are hormonal
- Look for friends and relatives who have older kids they have loads of good stuff you can have
- Don’t buy new stuff, after 5 minutes it look like it is a year old and smells funny anyway
- Buy a good washer dryer, stain removers etc you will need it
- Don’t get new carpet sofa’s etc
- They are not a delicate as you think they are
- They fart and burp more than you do
- Invite people round all in one go, then you can bugger off and do something else
- Wendy needs to moisturise EVERYWHERE, stretch marks turn up in funny places
- Understand you WILL use disposables at the beginning, reusable nappies are nice idea but things are best described as loose early on.
- You will discover a whole new world of art held within your babies nappy
- You will start talking like a Eunuch on crack, to everyone not just your baby
- Babies faces are like TV’s you can stare at them for hours
- The first month will feel like a year
- If you decide on Breast Feeding it might not come naturally, make sure they go straight to the breast after they are born
- It is the most rewarding experience you will ever have
Do you have any tips to add?